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The Clue: "Ridiculously inept, anachronistic 'period piece' horror film from a divisive director folks tend to love or hate...or love to hate."
The Movie: Guru the Mad Monk (1970, d: Andy Milligan)
This is another film during which I grabbed a little nap but it's a wacky one set in the 15th century, where the titular mad monk uses a vampire lady and a hunchback (named Igor, obviously) to carry out nasty deeds for him. Aaaand something to do with a prison guard who wants to save his condemned-to-die girlfriend, who was accused of killing her miscarried gypsy-rape baby. Yeah - don't ask. All I remember from this 4AM screening is how flubbed lines were left in the movie (always good for a laugh), Guru the monk bitch-slapping someone, and how hands can easily be chopped off by lightly tapping one's wrists with an axe.